i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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