there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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