i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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