Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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