Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
