Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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