why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He did a backflip because drugs
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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