They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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