I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.