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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

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  neither do i

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.

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• (564): View more from Washington

  I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.

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• (805): View more from California

  It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife

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