So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's never too late to be topless.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.