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(630): View more from Illinois

So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Are we in a gay sports bar?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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(630): View more from Illinois

Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.

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(515): View more from Iowa

trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(817): View more from Texas

Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.

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