Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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