dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Two words: nipple clamps
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