A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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