Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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