Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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