Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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