conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I came so hard my ears popped.
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