yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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