it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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