i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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