Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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