At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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