and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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