you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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