So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.