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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I cant shower it involves moving...

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  Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.

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