the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?