whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Good thing I've started drinking again
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.