That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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