Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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