It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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