ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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