Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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