Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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