I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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