The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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