how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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