do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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