Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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