Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
