I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He is an equal opportunity slut.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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