More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I need a burrito and a hug.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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