i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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