I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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