her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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