He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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