We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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