why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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