Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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