I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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