Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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