oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
COCAINE IS GR8
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