Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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