so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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