But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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