After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
