you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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