we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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