I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
